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Mini Series: Part 4 {UNDER REFERB}

I'm your willin' slave

Take a chance, just feed me and

You know what kinda eats

The kinda red hot treats

The kinda sticky licky sweets I crave

Come on, Dib

Don't be a putz

Trust me and your life will surely
Rival King Tut's

Show a little initiative, boy

Work up some guts

And you'll get it

Dib's hands began to clench into fists out nerves. He didn't expect this at all.

I don't know, I don't know

I have so, so many strong reservations

Should I go and perform mutilations?

You didn't have nothin' till you met me. Come on, kid, what'll it be?
Money?

Girls?

One particular girl?

How 'bout that Y/N?

Think it over...

There must be someone you can eighty-six, real quiet like, and get me some lunch!

How'd ya like a room at the Ritz?

Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz

A little nookie gonna clean up those zits

And you'll get it

Dib thought for a moment.

Gee I'd like a Harley machine

Toolin' around like I was James Dean

Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green

"So go get it!"

Ooh, ooh

If you wanna be profound

If you really gotta justify

Take a breath and look around

A lot of folks deserve to die!

Dib's eyes widened as he shut the plant's mouth.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute! That's not a very nice thing to say!"

"But it's true, innit?"

"No! I don't know anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant."

"Mmmm, sure you do."

Dib and Y/N turned their attention to the window, and peered our to hear all too familiar voices.

"Stupid anxious human worm baby!"

"I'm sorry Zim! I-I promise it won't happen again, I couldn't help myself! It was reflexes I swear!"

The sound of skin being slapped sounded out through the neighborhood followed by a yelp. "An irken smeet could do this." Zim mumbled dragging you along. Dib could feel the blood boiling anger all over his body. His teeth and fists clenched as he watched that display outside.

IF YOU WANT A RATIONALE!

IT ISN'T VERY HARD TO SEE NO, NO, NO!

STOP AND THINK IT OVER PAL!

THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME!

THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME!

THE GUY SURE LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME!

"He's so nasty treatin' her rough!"

"Smackin' her around, and always talkin' so tough!!!"

"You need blood and he's got more than enough!!!"

"I need blood and he's got more than enough!!!"

"I/You need blood and he's got more than enough!!!"

Y/N 2 grinned

So go get it.

(A/N: Aaah omg! I'm so glad you guys are enjoying this. I will warn you guys though, it will get kinda gruesome and have some language in the next chapter and so on, so viewer discretion is advised. Thanks!)