Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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RoastMaster: it was in THE NAME OF LOVE

WildHoe: I'm actually going to cry

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Now showing private messages between RoastMaster and Delirious

RoastMaster: sorry if I made you uncomfortable it just kinda slipped out

Delirious: no it's fine Ev I promise, it just threw me off guard, but it's fine, okay

RoastMaster: are you sure? Because I just didn't want to ruin us

Delirious: Evan I promise you it is 100% fine

Delirious: in fact

Delirious: I love you too

RoastMaster has changed Delirious's name to RoastQueen<3

RoastQueen has changed RoastMaster's name to RoastKing<3

RoastKing<3: I guess I can share the kingdom with you

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TheRoastMaster's Kingdom

WildHoe: i require the assistance

ChokingIsMyKink: what did u do

WildHoe: I think I'm falling in love

RoastKing<3: I'm HERE

RoastQueen<3: holy shit you just jumped over the couch are you okay

RoastKing<3: iT WAS WORTH THE PAIN

WildHoe: omg guys ur names are about to make me cry

ChokingIsMyKink: WTF Y R U TWO SO CUTE IM GOING TO LITERALLY S U E

RoastKing<3: Craig stfu Tyler has a serious problem tell me everything I need to know

RoastQueen<3: Evan are you bleeding???

RoastKing<3: babe shut up I'm trying to play matchmaker

WildHoe: id feel better if we spoke privately

Terroriser: Jon better watch out cuz TYLER BE SLIDING INTO THOSE DMS

RoastQueen<3: I will not hesitate to fight you

ChokingIsMyKink: god I love you guys so much

ChokingIsMyKink: Evan is just openly aggressive and Jon is super passive aggressive

Moo: ikr they are so cute

Lui: I need me someone like that

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: Lui wtf u have me

Lui: man I need me someone like Evan

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I AM GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND AGGRESSIVELY MAKE OUT WITH YOU

RoastKing<3: don't try to be me David I SWEAR TO GOD

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: sorry Evan won't happen again

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Lui: Evan I would like to invite you and Jonathan out on a double date

RoastKing<3: oh I'd love to go just one sec

RoastKing<3: JONATHAN WAKE THE FUCK UP

RoastQueen<3: I'm fuckitng here

RoastKing<3: wanna go on a double date with Lui and David?

RoastQueen<3: yes of course now Can I go back to sleep???

RoastKing<3: oh fuck no let's go break some shit

WildHoe: I NEED ME A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS

ChokingIsMyKink: ikr like wtf I want to break shit with someone

RoastQueen<3: Evan no that's illegal

RoastKing<3: so is murder

RoastQueen<3: fair enough

Lui: have fun guys

Lui: and the date is Saturday at that pizza place downtown

RoastKing<3: which one, the good one, or the GOOD one?

Lui: wtf there's two????

RoastKing<3: yea but I think I know which one you're talking about, alright gtg break some shit cya

Lui: later!

Moo: I love how normal Evan's behavior is

BasicallyIDoWrk: ikr like if anyone were to join this chat they would literally think he's a psycho

Terroriser: feel like testing that theory?