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Orange: Today I lost my beautiful wife, Lime...
Lime: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD
Orange: Sometimes I can still hear her voice...
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Fire Spirit: Fuck you!
Wind Archer: Suck my dick
Fire Spirit: OK
Wind Archer: what
Fire Spirit: Drop trou. [Kneels] I'll suck your dick right now!
Wind Archer, covering his crotch: Dude, that was an expression! Right? Am I right? That's an expression, right girls?
[They nod in agreement]
Wind Archer: NOT AN INVITATION!
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Sea Fairy: Nobody is perfect....
[Moonlight walks by]
Sea Fairy: Forget what I said.
* * *
Princess: Knight, are you ok?
Knight: Why?
Princess: I just heard you ask if damage repair shampoo works on emotions.
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