We Got Cookies But We Only Got Oatmeal Raisin

Legendary/L rank headcanons

🔘Wind Archer is the only sane one out of them.
🔘Fire Spirit is the kinkiest out of them.
🔘He also unabashedly says he's secretly a male stripper.
🔘Sea Fairy has a special place in the ocean that no one else knows about except Moonlight.
🔘The other cookies see them as gods (except Tiger Lily since not a lot of people know she exists)
🔘Dark Enchantress is literally Bayonetta as a cookie