HATE MARRIAGE

DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED

k-finally mera room main ab so rha hu

n-khi aur jaake so

k-kyu ji main raat ko bhi jaaun din mein bhi jaaun vo bhi mere kamre se hi tum chali jaao

n-jaao yeh mera order h

k-tum kon hoti ho mujhe order dene vali

n-tumhari biwi oh i am sorry kartik tum so jaao main chalii jaati hu

k-nhi koi baat nhi main chala jaata hu

n-maine kha na main ja rhi hu

k-par ab to main jaane ke liye maan gya na

n-ek minute ek idea aaya tum sofa pe so jaao main bed pe hu

k-thik h 

k lies on the sofa and n lies on the bed

n-ab neend bhi nhi aaegi itni late jo uthi thi ek kaam karti hu tv dekh leti hu lekin kartik ki neend kharab ho jaaegi ek kaam karti hu uske kaan mein cotton daal deti hu

n puts cotton in k's ears

k(in sleep)-mat karo tickling ho rhi h

n-tickling ho rhi h bada aaya iske liye hi kar rhi hu aur mujhe hi suna rha h

k removes the cotton 

n-ab to beta main jaan ke volume zyaada rakhungi taaki samajh aa jaae is mendak ko ki sherni se panga lena ka kya anjaam hota h

n increases the volume to 100

k-kon h yaar naira itni tez volume rakhta h koi tumhe dikh  rha main so rha hu

n-haan ek to maine tumhare liye hi cotton lagaya tumhare kaano mein aur tum mujhe hi sunane lage to main badla le rhi thi

k-wow naira kitna badiya kiya aapne aapko bharat ratna dedu main ki aapne apne pati ko sote hue utha diya

n-tumhari marzi h dedo par yeh award main tume dedicate nhi karungi

k-urghhh

n-tum humesha hi aise chidte rehte ho ya aaj koi khaas din h

k-jab se meri shaadi hui h tabse khush

n-but tumhari shaadi kal hui h toh matlab aaj se

k-ji devi maa maaf karde hume

n-kardiya

k-oh god

n-haan bolo beta

k-naira

n-kartik

k-please mujhe sone do

n-achcha thik h 

n switches off the tv

On the other side kartik's dadi call k and n

kd-kartik naira beta niche aana

k-loji meri kismat mein shaanti se sona likha hi nhi h 

n laughs 

k-tumhe badi hansi aa rhi h

n-sorry chale

k-chaliye

n and k go downstairs