HATE MARRIAGE

LET US MEET IN OUR DREAMS TONIGHT

k comes out of the bathroom

k-arre yeh madam abhi tak so rhi h 11 baj chuke h main naha kar bhi aa gya kya karu uthana toh padega hi hmm

k-naira naira naira utho please utho yeh aise toh nhi uthegi

k sets an alarm in the clock and take it near to her ear

k-abhi bhi nhi uthi kumbhkaran ki behan idea paani daal deta hu

k picks up the jug and throws all the water on n

n-ahhhhhh

k-ahhhhh kya hua 

k jumps on the bed

n-bed pe kyu kood rhe ho bandar kahike 

k-tumne mujhe bandar kaha

n-toh aur kya kahu aise bandaro ki tarah kood rhe ho

k-tum chillayi to main dar gaya

n-tum mere chillane se dar gaye 

n laughs

k-ab zyada haso mat mujhe laga ki mujhe laga ki

n-kya laga tumhe

k-cockroach hoga

n(laughs)-tum cockroach se darte ho darpok kahi ke

k-very funny

n-vaise tumne mujhpe paani daala tha na

k-tum uth nhi rhi thi toh aur kya karta

n-hilakar utha dete

k-main tumhe kyu hilata pata chalta baad mein tum pura ghar sar pe utha leti

n-voh to ab bhi uthaungi

n throws water at k

k- yeh kya tha

n-paani

k-naira ki bachchi

k runs after n and n is about to fall while running but k holds her 

k-tum thik hona

n-hmm thanks

k-oh my god naira ne thanks bola aaj to mera raam naam satya hi ho jaaega

n-bahut hansi aa rhi h

k-haan

n-toh kahi aur jaake hanso

k-vaise aaj aapka is ghar mein pehla din h

n-pata h

k-toh sabko bhooka rakhne ka iraada h

n-kyu

k-aap bhool gayi aaj khaan aapko banana h 

n-oh shit bhaag naira ready hona h

n takes her clothes and goes to take a bath and k laughs at her cuteness

k-pagal h poori 

k also goes downstairs