prepare ur bananas for the first chapter

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by Shiru_ru

by Shiru_ru

one day, a little british boy called oliveR wanted to go out, to meet his friend pico- oh i mean piko.

when he stepped out of his house, a missile hit his house and he started to scream.
After he calmed down, a wild JAMESSS appeared and pooped on his head.

In shock, oliveR ran to the nearest church, to get jesus' blessing.

But instead of jesus, there was a fuckass in the church.

but

honestly

what

the

difference

between

fukase

and

jesus

god

ANYWAYS, fuckass splashed holy water on oliveR, because he didn't want shit in his church.
After all gachapoid visits this church every day and that's already enough shit for our fukass.

(gachapoid? pppfftt more like GACHAPOOP- okay stop this)

But when fukass splashed enough holy water, he accidentally created an ocean, and both of them had to swim, if they didn't want to die.

After a while they found an island, so they swam to it.

So when they got there, they were all wet and their hearts made DOKIDOKI and then a banana fell from the sky, inside was a len kagamine.

Len was dancing to gigantic otn, but then pico- I MEAN PIKO came and hit him with a mop.

oliveR was depressed that the poop on his head was still there, so fukass tried to cheer him up.

"You know we all cannot be perfect", he said. "But lemme say... that Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"

After that oliveRs depression got cured, and he now lives a happy live.

Meanwhile Len and Pic- I MEAN PIKO are singing something...

BUT SUDDENLY they realized that the island they are on is not just any ordinary island...

no...
it...
was...

the....

SHOTA SHOTA ISLAND

after that piKo and len died and fukass and oliveR married each other.

THE FUCKING END

*insert the bee movie script here*

*insert the we are number one lyrics here*

*insert the emoji movie script here*

(joo i actually wanted to make an olikase fanfic for a long time... but ya know writers block can be a bitch sometimes. so this shit happened.)

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