Monolouges

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 When you need to give a monologe about yourself.

I put some advise then it moves onto the monologe I wrote about me.

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ADVICE

                 1. find a topic like one of the ones below. 

 - a funny story about yourself

- your emotions when you have to do something you don't want to.

- your opinion about something yu have/want to do every day.

- a song that relates perfictaly to your life at the moment.

                   2. stay focused on that topic.

              3. write about it (Make sure that it's in the FIRST PERSON  i.e. I, me, my, mine, myself)

                      4.  add exagerated movements.

           5. the charater is you so be yourself when your are writting and preforming it.

              6. Don't worry about the peole around you. It's 100% about YOU.

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Title: ADHD and how it sucks

Topic: ME

               When I was little, like, short and chubby and annoying and in second grade, I just would NOT stop jumping around. I NEVER stopped talking, except for when I was eating or watching TV.

It got so bad that my mother made me go to the doctor. They found out, afer three blood tests where I squirmed and thrashed around so much that I drew blood from four security gaurds at the hospitle, that I was not only very VERY dangerous when scared, but that I had ADHD.

They gave me meds, I lost weight, and everything was fine.

Did you catch that? I said was, as in past tense. As in , "is not okay anymore."

Now, after who knows how many years, My Body has caught up. It knows that the meds are not suppose to be there. Now I'm even more jittery than ever! I always have to do something. 

Now, you're probably wondering why I don't just do something to burn off all that pentup energy.

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.... 

I would do track, but I'm to lazy.

I would swim, but then I wouldn't want to get out of the pool.

I would do something, but as stated previous, I am just too flipping lazy.

Now if I have ADHD but I am to lazy to do something about it, what does that make me? How does that feel?

It feels like my mind won't shut up. It goes on and on and on and on about things that don't matter. It changes topics every nanosecond. Put that on top of the fact that girls have 70 thoughts/second, and you have a time bomb just waiting for the right moment to explode.

it feels like im focused on everything and nothing. I notice stupid things like which lipstick my mother used, or how most of you are fidgeting and probably want me to end this.

in all. My ADHD makes it hard to focus. and Focus sounds like Hocus Pokus, and I really like magic a whole lot. And Pie. there are all kinds of Pie. there's apple, cherry , pumkin, peach, strawberry. OH! there's this little shop