Camp Camp Headcanons [[COMPLETED]]

If You Were Their Kid ( some g00d ol fluff 🔥)

• him showing you all the different ways to sacrifice people

• him getting you into the whole cult thingy

• you surprisingly don't get scared of the drawings of demons and dead people

• he changes his ways slightly by not murdering children

• or performing sacrifices in front of you

• because your vulnerable eyes don't need to see that irl

• he loves you more than anything in his life

• P R O T E C T I O N

• if somebody was bullying you at school he would forget about the "no sacrificing children rule" and try to beat the lil shits ass

• (( you stopped him though dont worry ))

• but if the kid physically hurt you (or anyone else) thEY DEAD

• he probably tells you Xeemuug killed them (( you didn't believe that due to how mad he looked but you played along ))

• since you're the only person who says they love him and actually means it probably made him tear up

• "maybe kids aren't so bad after all..."

Max:

• him letting you do whatever you want lmao

• except get into his shit because that would just piss him off

• he tries to be the best parent he can be for you

• he doesn't want you to grow up like him

• he pays attention to whatever you have to say

• if you were sad INSTANT COMFORT

• he tries to make you feel loved and appreciated no matter what

• Neil and Nikki babysitting you

• Nikki becomes the Cool Aunt™

• Niel is just the generic uncle that tries to get you to play with him (™)

• (( sometimes David babysits *cough cough* ))

• "I swear, if you lose my fucking child David you're dead"

• takes you wherever you want to go

• he's afraid he isn't being a good father

• but as soon as you say "dada" he gets overexcited and tells everyone

• "HER FIRST WORD WAS DADA IM BETTER THAN EVERY FATHER IN THE FUCKING WORLD"

• he tries so hard to not curse around you but he can't help it

• your second word was fuck

• I dub him The Dad Who Tries™

• seriously he's kinda better than David

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oof sorry there was only 3 characters I'm lazy but like,

Nikki would be a great mom even though she loses you from time to time

Neil would be the nerdy ass dad who tries to get you into science n shit

Don't let Nurf have kids let him have puppies

Preston would probably encourage and praise the shit out of you because he wants you to be a great fucking actor like him

Harrison accidentally made you disappear whoops

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