btw this one aint sexy
there was a guy who had to shit and then he shit himself. He was at starbucks and shit on the walls. He was and the park and shit on all the kids. He went to the bathroom and said this
"Here I sit all broken hearted, had to shit but I only farted."
Then he walked over to the seafood place and left a mile trail of shit. he got his food turned around and shit in all the rest of the food untill he shit himself to death.
