Dirk Strider: timaeusTestified (TT)
Dave Strider: turntechGodhead(TG)
TT: hey bro.
TT: where tf have u been?
TG: somewhere
TT: fucking with karkat?
TG: nooo
TT: well ive been looking for u for a while dave.
TT: i even went to jakes place thinking u wen there.
TG: why would i be at jake place
TT: i dunno
TT: it was worth a shit. ya kno.
TT: *ahot
TT: *shot
TT: DAMNN
TG: yeah probably a shot to fuck him
TT: ...
TT: like you dont do tht with john *rolls eyes*
TT: its obvious u like him
TG: no hes just my best bro
TT: i see the way u luk at him bro..u like him. hes totaly ur type. short. dorky. and cute as fuck.
TG: noo
TT: yes.
TT: dave dont lie
TG: im not lying
TT: yes u are bro.
TG: no im not bro
TT: prove it
TT: if you dont love john. who do you love?
TG: uuhhhhm
TT: ??
TT: bro..
TG: uhm
TG: hes
TG:
TT: ?
TG: totally not karkat vants
TT: BRO!
TT: SERIOUSLY!?
TT: THT GRUMPY ASS FUCKER
TG: hes so adorable
TT: hes always in a pissy mood like hes on his period or something
TG: true but he just has something thats just yeah
TT: wat does he have tht i dont?
TG: nothing bro your the best we all know that XD
TT: exactly
TT: so why do u like karkat wen ik somoene else likes u bro?
TT: *someone
TG: ooooh and whos that person
TT: ..
TT: no one
TG: you sure bro
TT: yes
TG: no youre not
TT: im sure dave
TT: just forget about it.
TG: no
TG: just tell me
TT: no
TG: yes
TT: make me.
TG: oh ill make you
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Romancethis is actually a conversation i had on omegle in dave cosplay. so what Dave said is actually what i said and what dirk said was a stranger.
