Bart: Christmas? When the little guy comes out of the thing and chases you around, that's a holiday?!
Dirk: What are you- no, it's the one with the presents and the tree and Samta Claus?
Todd:"Samta Clause"?
Dirk: Todd I don't even watch Star Wars
Amanda: This has Spiraled
Bart: Okay so wait, who's the little guy?
Dirk: ...
Bart: The little guy who comes out of the thing and chases you?
Dirk: I'm not sure. Do you wanna spend the day trying to find him?
Todd: NO! BOTH OF YOU STOP, RIGHT NOW!
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionI stole this idea fro. The ultimate geek. A bunch of 4 line one shots.
