They're trying to make me name this something other than the number of the report and then report....Fuck that!! The day I start calling this 'The Best Day Was Today' or 'Why Doesn't He Love me back' please, shoot me in the head with a rifle.
We had a party today. Yes, an amazing party. There was beer, and incredibly loud music.
Fred and I started dancing to it while making ourselves look like complete fools while Yan filmed the whole thing. I swear if he puts that up on youtube, I'll pull down his pants during drill, throw something at him, then humiliate him in some other way, and put it up as a response video. Yes, the video will be called 'Revenge on the Moron' .
Oh, right, the party. So Nashi ran in right when we were getting real hectic, and all drunk to scream that the Sargent Major was coming for a surprise inspection.
Of course we had beer cans all over the place, and had only seconds to clean it. Go team work, we got that done, and Fred had this amazing gum that was so awful it knocked us out of our buzz!! That wasn't fun. In the least.
For an excuse as to why we had music up so loud, we decided to say we were playing a game where we have to see who can hear what a person is saying the quietest with the most backround noise.
After the inspection we actually played this. Out of the non humans, Fred won. Out of the humans, Trolen won. Out of the men, Fred won. Out of the woman....Nashi won, and I spaced out too mush to stand a chance. I should probably work on that....later.
Damn it!! This is long again!! It hasn't even been a week!! Next time you'll get shorter-hopefully!!
