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Me: im done🙌🏻

Laurence: IM PRETTY SURE ALL OF OUR SHIPS HAVE SAILED

Garroth: yep.

Sam: make a wist and put peopwle togeder

Garroth: *list *people *together

Laurence: GARROTH

Garroth: sORRY THE SPELLING WAS BOTHERING ME

Laurence: DO NOT CORRECT OUR SON HE IS JUST A SMALL CATERPILLAR OKAY

Garroth: why would you call him a caterpillar

Laurence: cause then he grows into a beautiful butterfly

Garroth: awww...

Zane: and then someone accidentally steps on him and squishes him to death

Travis: oMG ZANE THATS YOUR NEPHEW

Zane: I KNOW AND I LOVE HIM BUT LAURENCE IS BEING STUPID AND I WANT TO PROVE A POINT

Garroth: :(

Zane: oh come on its not like i meant it garroth

Garroth: WHAAAAAA😭

Laurence: look what you did zane

Zane: WHAT?!?!!!?!?!

Zane: okay FINE *hugs sam and Garroth* Sam will grow up to be a beautiful snow lion hOWS THAT

Garroth: :D

Me: aww you guys are having a moment. Time to ruin it :)

Me: sO GET ON WITH THE FUCKING DARE

Garroth: okay so what are our ships?

Me: *snaps fingers and make a weird list full of names appear and an apple*

Laurence: um, why an apple?

Me: idk im hungry

Zane: lol same

Travis: just do the dare already please

Garroth: okay okay

List:
-Nicole
-Travis
-Zane
-Katelyn
-Aphmau
-Zenix
-Gene
-Liochant
-Dante
-Vylad
-Garroth
-Laurence

Garroth: oh hey look we're on there ! :D

Laurence: well we do have a son

Garroth: *nods*

Laurence: *passionately makes out with Garroth for 2 whole minutes*

Zane: im going to vomit

Dante: same

Vylad: dANTE MY EYES

Dante: IM SORRY MINES ARE BURNING TO

Zane: *mine

Dante: 🖕🏻

Travis: oKAY YOU GUYS CAN STOP MAKING OUT NOW :)

Garroth: aw okay :(

Laurence: okay sO—

Garroth: dude i totally ship Nicole and Liochant

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