Narrator: Our story begins after the funeral of young Hamlet's father and his mother newly wedded to his uncle for some random apparent reason. Who marries the brother of your husband who just died? Anyways, Young Hamlet was still in a state of grief when his close friend came to him with surprising news.
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Random Friend (let's call him Bob.) : Hey Hamlet, dude, you gotta see this creepy ghost 👻 that's by the castle walls! It's on the North side! Hamlet : Who are you trying to fool, dude? Ghosts don't exist. Haven't you heard of science? Besides, the North side is so cold from when Elsa froze the whole kingdom over. Bob: What? Narrator: Confusion ensues. Hamlet: Whatever, dude. Bob: I heard it say your name over and over and over again, asking you to take revenge. Are you sure you don't want to at least take a look? Oh, and also it said something about tacos 🌮 so bring those too if you visit. Hamlet: Stop trying to give me hypothermia, bro!
