Osomatsu-San :Preferences/Imagines And Crack [On Hiatus]

Yeemo and Osomatsu-San Fresh Crack

Karamatsu: *walks around holding Tyler Joseph's ukulele* I'M HOME BRUZZAAAAHZZZ

Choromatsu: NO ONE CARES CRINGYMATSU

Admin: *is In the room with the other brothers and senses the ukulele* *mumbles* I sense Tyler....

Karamatsu: *sits down beside Admin and tries to sing and do screamo but sounds like a dying cat on weed* DARE ME TO JUMP OFF IF THIS JERSEY BRIDDGEEEEEE

Todomatsu: *eyes turn red and runs to Karamatsu doing the screamo * I BET CHU NEVER HAD A FRIDAY NOIGHT LIKE THISS

Osomatsu: *joins in the singing* KEEP IT UP LETS RAISE OUR HANDS I TOOK A LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND I SEE

Admin and Ichimatsu : FAPPPYMATSU—

*TØP break the doors down along with Brendon Urie *

Tyler: I WANT MAH UKUWEWEHH *sassy as ever*

Brendon: *looks at choromatsu* You're cringing are you?

Choromatsu: *nods*

Josh: *steals Karamatsu's sunglasses and sparkly pants and wears them while petting the kittens with Ichimatsu*

Admin: *dies of seeing The famous band members and gives back Tyler his ukulele * Here you go

Tyler: *places hand over heart and gasps while petting admins head * Thank you Child JOSH BRENDON WE ARE ADOPTING THIS CHILD!!

Josh and Brendon: *looks at Tyler and admin* WHAT?!?

Admin: Thank you so much *hugs Tyler and does the handshake with Tyler and Josh. And kills it* Booyah!!

Brendon: What about me?!? *acs like a girl*

Admin: Okay Brenda *hugs Brendon and feels his forehead* ITS SHINY AND HOLY

Jyushimatsu: *hits Brendon in the balls with a baseball bat*

Brendon: WHAT THE FACKKKKK?!? THAT FACKING HURT *

*Everyone starts fighting and makes a giant ruckus*

Karamatsu: OI NO ONE STEALS MY PANTS AND YELLS AT JYSUSHIMATSU!!

Tyler: *coughs* Scuse Me... COULD. YOU. PLEASE. LEAVE

Matsuno brothers: NO

Admins note: Emo quartet fans you have been warned warning: G-notes, Norhern Downpour, Emotional songs, and shit you'll be angry I'm sorry

Iyami: *walks in making a loud noise and everyone's silent*

Brendon: Who the fucks this guy? *points at iyami*

Iyami: Me is Iyami Zansu. Me is a singer

Tyler: SING!!!! *is by the piano*

Admin: SING UNTIL YOUR LUNGS GIVE OUTTT *sings this ain't a scene it's an arms race*

Iyami: *sings when I look at you* *cut off and the song playing now is welcome to the black parade * *sings really off key* When I— was a young boy

Admin and Readers: *feels pangs in my chest and fire in my eyes running at iyami and slapping him* STOPPPP  NOW DAMN IT

CrankThatFrank: *Screams at everyone* DONT. EAT. FUCKING. SOAP. DONT EAT SOAP DAMN IT THIS IS WHY MCR CANT GET BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE OF THIS BIETCH *points at karamatsu* REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Karamatsu: UH NUHHH UH

Admin: AYE YUHHHH WHY DID YOU LEAVE RYAN ROSSS *throws milk everywhere*

Brendon: *blushes nonstop and runs out of the matsuno house*

Frank: He's totally thinking of Ryan's ass

Admin:Right?!

*young and meance plays and everyone's dancing*