dont be jelous, hun

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"No squidward dont leave me for mrs poof shes an old cunt bag, she has not tittz!" Pb yelled while holding into squidwards sniffer as he was about to leave for his hot tittless date mrs puff.
"Nah fuck off I can date whoever I want and you know what I think were over you stuipd bitch." Said quifwerd. "Yeah fuck off mate go die in marching band accident." Said pb. "Well maybe I will will that make you happy." Sqifherd saydeded. *sniff sniff* said pb. "No." Pb also says. "Okay ill stay but only if you promis to let me keep cheeting on you? Deal or no deal?" Scufhesrd said. "Deal. Now lets go watch sharktalw babe." "Sick as." Then a few years later.

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