Text Mate (BBS Crew Fanfic) [Completed]

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Terroriser: I'm here

BasicallyIDoWrk: I'm here too

RoastMaster: alright everyone is here

RoastMaster: I have summoned you all because........*drumroll*

RoastMaster: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

Moo: hOLY FUCK CONGRATS

SexIsMyCountry: wtf how did you get one before me

SexIsMyCountry: you're asexual????

WildHoe: this is news to me

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: well yeah obviously he said it that day you left the group cuz u were pissed

WildHoe: and you didn't think to tell me when I came back?????

RoastMaster: Tyler stfu this is my moment and ur taking it from me

Moo: this is why you can't have nice things

RoastMaster: ikr smh

Terroriser: what's his name

RoastMaster: I'm not saying

BasicallyIDoWrk: y not

RoastMaster: because then you're gonna stalk him and scare him away

SexIsMyCountry: what? Idk what u mean

WildHoe: idc unless he hurts you beCAUSE THEN I WILL FUCK HIM UP

Moo: oh shit Tyler cares

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: I'm definitely screenshotting the shit out of this

RoastMaster: shit me too this is some good shit

SexIsMyCountry: ikr this is LIT

Moo: go home

SexIsMyCountry: fair enough

Terroriser: lol he went offline XD

BasicallyIDoWrk: he's going back to his home planet

RoastMaster: he will be missed

SexIsMyCountry: I'm back bitches

RoastMaster: shIT

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SexIsMyCountry: we should meet up

SexIsMyCountry: like irl

RoastMaster: ummm, how about nO

BasicallyIDoWrk: why not Ev, you scared?

WildHoe: yes I would like to know why too

RoastMaster: because stranger danger

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: you've been talking to us for the past three months????

RoastMaster: yea but if we meet irl u might all plan to kidnap me

Moo: Evan doesn't want us to meet his boyfriend, that's his problem!!!

SexIsMyCountry: oh yea! We still haven't met that fucker

RoastMaster: brOCK I TRUSTED U

Moo: that was ur first mistake

RoastMaster: I'm being attacked and I don't like it

WildHoe: paYBACK's A BITCH AINT IT

Terroriser: so, where are we meeting?

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: ^^^^^^

SexIsMyCountry: how about that big ass McD's on central ave

RoastMaster: ..........that sounds good

WildHoe: Ev look on the bright side, we can finally have that fight

RoastMaster: hoe I will destroy you and you know it, not to mention I have backup

Moo: OMG YES UR BRINGING HIM

SexIsMyCountry: yeS BiTcH

Terroriser: no guys this is bad, if this guy is dating EVAN then we're gonna have TWO ROASTERS

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: SHIT U RITE

Moo: tbh only David and Tyler need to worry

SexIsMyCountry: wHAt aBOUT U Mr. RACIST

BasicallyIDoWrk: alright before we get into this again can we just all agree that no matter what, everyone is going to get shit on

RoastMaster: alright but as long as we're clear of my position here