The Rejects Club

Tinder for our teacher

Club 8014 was having a nice day. Through much reluctance the school board had somehow agreed to get this club going. Maybe it was because they thought this would get them out of trouble. Or maybe it was Wade's smooth talking. Either way, it was a miracle their request had been approved.

Speaking of Wade, he was just talking about how he failed picked up another poor girl at the mall. Again.

"... and then I was like, 'will you be the chicken to my waffles' and she smacked me on the cheek with her purse." Wade chuckled as he rubbed left cheek. "I think I'm in love.~"

"You wouldn't know what love was even if it kicked you in the ass." Replied a bored Jane, not even looking up from her phone. Beside her was Jared. His eyes seemed to wander around the classroom. Finally he focused on an oblivious Mr. Bernstein. His head was tipped forward, apparently very into the paperwork he's has been doing for the past 15 minutes.

"Hey guys??" A few seconds passed by and no answer was given, just the sound of Katherine and John getting heated in a argument on onions and "GUys" still no response, just the sound of Katherine and Johns stupidly loud voices insulting each other across the room. A cartoonish vein popped up on "SHUT UP!" Jared screamed, his dark skin tinted red from anger.

"Goddamn. You don't have to scream like a goat in heat Jared. I'm right next to you, you asshole." Said Jane. Her cold grey eyes glared at his fuming face and watched as Jared slowly calmed down. "Well, I just wanted to say something that had been on my mind for a while now"

"Well?? Spit it out. I was in the middle of an important conversation, until you interrupted us" said Katherine heatedly.

"I dunno" Jared smirked "I don't feel like say it right now, I mean interrupting your 'conversation' wouldn't be very nice, ya know" his face was engulfed in the most shit eating grin you have ever seen.

"C'mon man. Stop being so damn extra and tell us already" whined John, forgetting about his and Katherine's 'conversation' already.

"Well, I just thought that maybe we should hook Mr.Bernstein up, ya know?? Looking at him work all day and go home only to return to his fat tabby cats is kinda sad."

"For your information, they are American Bobtails and they are not fat! Also, please refrain from cussing so loudly, I might have to give you a referral for your behavior." Snapped Mr. Bernstein, clearly unhappy with being interrupted in his paperwork.

"But you love us too much for that Mr. Bernie~" they all replied with mocking grins

"I told you not to call me that" yells Mr.Bernstein. They ignored him.

"But that is a good idea, I mean now we don't have to deal with you and your lonely ass moping around all the time!!" Exclaimed Wade. All heads around the room nodded in unison.

"Maybe he will even get married and name some of his babies after us" spoke Jane, her head on the table with her phone tucked away in her back pocket.

They all looked at her weirdly. "I dunno bro.." Said John "that's kinda creepy"

"Whatever" muttered Jane, sulking into her desk

"Anyways, maybe we should make a profile for him on tinder!!" More head nodding could be seen around the room.

Incoherent muttering could be heard from Mr. Bernstein. "You guys aren't going to stop this ridiculousness are you" "Nope." Said Katherine cheekily, her green eyes glinting mischievously.

"Well," sighed Mr. Bernstein."at least this might keep mother off my back"

"So is that a yes??" Said a hopeful Jared. He has been silent these passed few minutes, still a bit angry from his outburst.

"... yes"

The club whooped in joy. Even the usually emotionless Jane.

"Lets get started!!" Exclaimed Wade
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"oooh how about this picture??" "No. He looks fat in that one"
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"This picture??" "NO!! It makes him look like a alcoholic!!" "What's that supposed to mean??" "...nothing"
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"This has got to be on his profile page!! He looks smart in it and ladies love a smart guy"
"You wouldn't know how that feels, wouldn't you Wade" "Shut up John"
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"He looks like a homeless man on the streets with this one." "Damn Jane, chill for a moment will you"
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25 minutes and a hundred pictures later...

"We did it!!" Yelled a happy Katherine. She was skipping around the room with so much cheer that it would make Voldemort barf unicorns and rainbows.

"Yeah, Finally" added Jane "All you did was criticize his photos" replied a deadpanned Jared

"Exactly, which is the reason why so many people swiped right for him" said Jane, her hand pointed at Mr.Bernstein's phone, which happened to be buzzing very loudly at the time.

"We should be going home right now, it is way passed Club times right now" Jared's head tilted towards the clock, which read '7 :15'

"Oh shit my moms gonna beat my ass when I get home" exclaimed John "bye bitches" and with that he ran out the door

"Yeah I gotta go too." "Me too" " Goodbye, Mr. Bernstein"

Soon all that was left was Katherine and Mr.Bernstein

"Buh-bye Mr.Bernie" muttered Katherine as she gathered all her stuff "and good luck.."

Price sighed for the hundredth time that day
He looked at his phone and saw at least 10 people texting him right now. The other 5 sent nudes and dick pics. As of now, he needed all the luck he could get.

With that Price Bernstein packed all his papers and proceeded to go home.

I know, this was pretty bad but I'm not exactly the best at writing. But then again, this was un-betaed so.. yeah. Thanks for reading

Word count: 996
Amount of fucks I give: 5
Source of survival: Coffee