It appears your hunger for my books are growing so I've been forced to take on another assistant.
それは正しいねこ
Do you even have a f***ing clue what he is saying?
Nope.
どのようなディック
SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
いいえ
Well we are the replacers. We are the bad asses who do your everyday job so you can have more time to read some more kick ass books.
Garden work
HEY!!! THATS MY MAIL BOX YOU'RE SHREDDING!!!
Taxi driver
Take me to Main Street.
You do know Main Street is a two minute walk from here fatso.
What did you just call me?
Yes I'd like to report a racist attack. The person is the blob.
F*** you man.
Don't forget to stretch!
Translator
Did you have anything to drink?
何か飲みましたか？
You do know I speak English!
You're useless.
クソのお尻の雌犬
Good cop, Japanese cop
Hey, I'm here to help you. Tell me where you hid the drugs and I can cut your sentence back a couple years.
No
薬がどこにあるのか教えてください。私はあなたの目を裂いて食べます
What?
Don't worry I don't even know what he said.
Sammachess
Ammmmmm????
Just pick a sandwich.
I don't know??
Are you threatening him with a knife?
Yes, now pick a f***ing sandwich.
We will be back and we will be more bad ass than ever but until then we are gonna go and take more peoples everyday jobs.
This is the best s**t I have ever done.
Wait, you could speak English all this time?
Yeah! Dumbass
