Le peter and joseph

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Caption: Hey sweet cheeks, could ya go grab me and my sweet dood Joe each a bud light? Thanks ;) I'll tip ya

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Caption:
Hey sweet cheeks, could ya go grab me and my sweet dood Joe each a bud light? Thanks ;) I'll tip ya.

Me:
Mhm...anything else sir?....could I get ya maybe a breathalyzer year? Isn't this like idk ur 25th beer...this flight is fucking only 5 hours no need to get tipsy my boy.

Response:
Fuckin get it sweet cheeks, or I won't tip you!

Me:
*mutters under breath* *le skip to the back of the plane* hmm I wonder where the bud light is... *searches through stalk of beer* I don't think I see it anywhere...u wonder if he drank it all...uhh hm

*tssssspop!*

I turn around to see another flight attendant opening a bud light...wAIT is she GOING TO DRINK THAT!?
I run over to her
BETHANY WHAT THE FU-
*snatches beer out of her hand before she puts her lips to it
WHAT IN THE FUCKETY FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

Bethany:
Fuck u cinnamon (the nickname my friends gave me) Ugh smh go fucking kys

Bethany:Fuck u cinnamon (the nickname my friends gave me) Ugh smh go fucking kys

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Me:
*widens eyes and blinks excessively*
I walk back over to Pete and Joe
Hi...I could only find one bud light atm so uh here's an extra cup so you can share
Heehh...heeeh...ohh

Pete:
thanks I appreciate it

Joe:
me too here's ur tip
*Joe hands over a piece of paper with 2 numbers on it*

Me:
Are these your guys's phone numbers?

Joe:
Ya who else's phone number would it be?

Me:
Well we're about to land so imma test it out when we get on the ground...don't fucking move!

*le time skip*
*psshhh* "this is your captain speaking...we have just landed in Chicago.We have arrived 30 minutes earlier then estimated time. I hope y'all enjoyed your flight, thank you for flying with "air high class bitches" have a nice evening.

Me:
I dial the first number and I hear a phone ring I unbuckle my seat belt and stand up while the plane is still parking.
I look over at Pete and Joe, they look worried.

"Hello?" Someone said in a hushed tone.

I look around and I see a man wearing a fedora with his phone up to his ear...it's Patrick.

I end the call quickly

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I end the call quickly.

At least I got one of their numbers.
I dial the second one and another phone rings...still not Pete or Joes.
This time I hear yet another familiar voice...I look around.
I see a tall man with brown hair and blue eyes.
Is...is that- Dallon?!

The little bitches actually didn't screw me over.

I look down at my phone.
Oh fuck I whisper.

Dallon looks up from the top of his seat.

I panic! (Haaahahaaahaa) The no seat belt signs ding and everyone stands up and rushes out literally 2 seconds after I open the plane door

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I panic! (Haaahahaaahaa)
The no seat belt signs ding and everyone stands up and rushes out literally 2 seconds after I open the plane door.

Pete and Joe walk by.

Ya bitches didn't screw me over.
I wink at Joe.

"Fuck u" they both respond.

Patrick followed them not even making eye contact with me.
Dallon and Brendon are the last ones out of first class.

Dallon: Hey...did you call me like 2 minutes ago... Uhh
He looks at my name tag.
Cinnamon..?

"Oh uhm...Joe gave me "their" numbers as a tip. Sorry"

Haaaa it's alright...give me a call sometime maybe we could all hang out. Me you and Brendon ;)

Me:
My stomach turned into knots...fuck I love those guys.

Of course, see you around!

I wave goodbye to them as they walk out the plane.

A/N: Hi ^-^
I was wondering if you guys wanted a full fanfic out of this one, it could be an x reader or whatever.
Also if y'all want to you can send me pictures of people from bands and a caption and I'll add on like I did this one. Okay bye ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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