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Evil Morty X Reader

I laid on the cold floor, surrounded by darkness. The pain surging through my body, I smiled weakly.
It was all gonna be over soon, everything slowly started fading...

I awoke in a dim room, screen were displayed everywhere. Goddammit, who saved me now?..
I stood up and brushed myself off and looked around. Where the actual fuck am I...? I sighed and called out "H-hello?.." Of course there was no answer. I rolled my eyes and looked down at my wounds, they were gone? I jumped at the sudden sound of a door being slammed, I glanced over to see a boy, around me age. Everything seemed pretty normal, but he had an eyepatch laying on the side of his face. I squinted my eyes "Why the fuck did you save me?.." He leaned on the door frame, "Oh wow, you're just like everyone else.." his eyes were lifeless, like a pit of regret and depression. I noticed I was staring, I shook my head and looked down blushing. "The hell i-i-is that supposed to mean?.." He sighed heavily.
"I save your pathetic ass, this is the thanks I get, such a fucking Rick.." Rick? The actual fuck is this guy even saying?..
"Look mister just let me go I didn't ask to get saved..." I looked off the the side and crossed my arms. "Sorry, can't do that.." He shrugged and walked off. Anger started to boil me. Who the hell does he think he is.. I decided to run after heir him. He turned around with an eye brow raised. "Listen you fucking asshol-".. I was cut off by a soft pair a lips on mine, at first I was shocked and angry but I then melted into the kiss, he pressed me up against the wall. So many thoughts flooded through my head. He pulled away and pushed me. "There that you shut you up for a while..." My face heated up as I slid down the wall. The hell just happened, I watched him stride off smirking. Asshole...

I sat their in complete utter shock, Did that just seriously happen? That seriously just fucking happened..
I started fall asleep after a while. I laid flat on the cold floor. I shivered and started to drift off.

((OKAY UH, IM SORRY..))