The emo next door

Go hump a cactus

Walking threw the front door of my house i was bombarded with dread

Will my brother kill me

Will he kill leo

What will brittany do

Why the fuck is there a cactus in a shot glass on the bench

I still smell like mustard (thanks a lot leo)

Ok maybe the last two weren't a priority but who the fuck puts a miniature cactus in a shot glass

Oh wait i did that a few weeks ago

I found Harold (yes i named the cactus harold) in the gutter and thought he was cute

He (yes it is a he) was about half the size of my pinky,i couldnt leave him so i took him home and put him in a shot glass

Its cute

Any way

I walked into the lounge room to find my brother and his slut sitting on the couch (they werent making out this time thankfully)

Brittany was smirking and eyeing up leo and licking her lips

EWWWWW bitch he is mine

Wait did i just say that ugh im like a jealous girlfriend

My brother just had a look of disappointment

" why didnt you tell us that you had a boyfriend"

I hate my life all i want to say to him is

To go hump a cactus

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Hey guys i know its been ages and im a horrible person but im busy dealing with my boyfriend and all that crap

Anyway happy easter

And yar ill keep updating dont worry

And im sorry i keep confusing myself with the name of scarletts brother dont worry you will find out next chapter

Soo

Have courage <3