The Maze Runner Zodiacs

Signs as Minho Quotes

Aries- "Geez. Shank you got big feet. Could go canoeing in these things."
Taurus- "Dude. You are one ugly shank."
Gemini- "I've been shucked and gone to heaven."
Cancer- "You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was."
Leo- "Oh great. The two glorious queens of Group B."
Virgo- "No wonder you were named after Isaac Newton, such an amazing ability to think."
Libra- "It's kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong."
Scorpio- "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face."
Sagittarius- "Dude! You tried to slice my you-know-what's off!"
Capricorn- "Be careful don't die."
Aquarius- (How do I look?) "Like the ugliest shanky girl I've ever seen."
Pisces- "I can still kick your pony-loving butt with twice this pain."