MCU Characters Preference Book

How He Gets Your Attention

Tony: He is a weird asshole when he wants attention. You'll be sitting and reading, and he'll just lay his head on your lap like you're his therapist and spout on about how much he likes coffee tables for an hour?!

Steve: He'll just yell for you like he's in a panic. Once you're by his side, he'll act like he did nothing and change the subject.

Bruce: He'll normally leave you be, but if he's really in need of your attention for his own emotional cravings, he's like a puppy. He'll follow you around, cuddle you and tell you really bad nerdy jokes.

Clint: He's like a cat. He will try and get in the way of everything, and when you snap, he'll mock-act like he's victim of your verbal abuse. Very exaggeratedly too.

Natasha: She'll come up from behind and trap you against her so you can't do anything and have to pay attention to her.

Thor: He normally breaks a glass so you'll come running. He always picks your least favourite cups at least.

Phil Coulson: He'll yell "Ironman is my favourite Avenger!" And you will sprint into the room, tackle him and call him a traitor to the Captain America fan duo.

Loki: He'll use magic to levitate you into his lap so you can't escape.

Bucky: He'll trace patterns on your skin. Your hand, wrist, thigh, cheek, it doesn't matter, he'll just start tracing. That if he's in a good mood. If he's feeling like an asshole and you ignore him, he'll stick him metal hand in the freezer for a few minutes and touch your neck with it when you aren't looking. He's had multiple things thrown at him because of it.

Falcon: Bird noises. You'll be getting a cup of water and hear a sudden squawk. He knows it'll get you out of any daze, which is why he does it, despite your glaring hours afterwards.

Rhodes: Gurgling water. He knows you hate it, so he come up from behind and take a long, slow sip of his drink before he started gurgling it. You almost strangled him one time for doing it.

Vision: "My emotional balance is depleting. Share some 'happy vibes' with me?" He'll ask innocently while hugging you and you can never deny him.

Wanda: She'll fill your mind with dirty thoughts so you're too flustered to go out and have to stay home with her. Evil one she is.

Pietro: He'll run circles around you until you get a headache.

T'Challa: He taps his nails on any surface. It's always in a knock-knock kind of rhythm.

Spider-Man: He'll poke you. He'll be at it for hours if you don't respond.

Nick Fury: He doesn't usually ask for your attention, but you'll know when he wants it, because he'll just come into your view and his demeanour would demand it. Usually after a bad day at work, which results in popcorn and a movie on the couch.