Pick-Up Lines (Dirty Edition)

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Tony: "Wanna know my favourite math equation? Us, plus a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and I'll make sure to put number one between the brackets."

Steve: "How would you like to feel Freedom inside you?"

Bruce: "The other guys big, but I have something bigger."

Clint: "Wanna be the quiver to my arrows?"

Natasha: "May I assassinate your body?"

Thor: "My hammer isn't my only lethal weapon."

Phil Coulson: "Most girls are into sailors, but I bet I could make you an avid fan of agents."

Loki: "I'll teach you how to kneel."

Bucky: "I'd like to burn your body into my memory, mind getting undressed so I can?"

Falcon: "Wanna be my prey?"

Rhodes: "My suits not the only thing that's hard."

Vision: "I may be an artificial intelligence, but I assure you my mind is not completely pure."

Wanda: "Can I kiss your lips? Preferably the ones between your hips."

Pietro: "Speeding in the streets, but I can be slow in the sheets."

T'Challa: "I must be a cat whisperer, cause I already know what your pussy wants."

Spider-Man: "My webs aren't the only thing that'll squirt tonight."

Nick Fury: "If you're a new case, I'd like to slam you on my desk and interrogate your contents."

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