Prologue: The Hookup

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"Oh Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake, I'm gonna..."

Ha. You thought that was a character hooking up with Jake Paul. Nope. It was just one of his fans rubbing her clit on a screenshot of his face.

I guess if I were actually gonna start the story off with a hook up, it would have gone something more like...

"Oh Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake, I'm gonna..." Hitler continued fucking Jake Paul in the ass until he climaxed.

However, I found that joke to be way too brutal which is why I'm not telling it.

I guess there is no hookup in the prologue. Some would could call it lying. I'd call it clickbait.

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