When people offer me to take a sip of their drink:
Me: *drinks* here. Thanks.
They: did you even drink anything?
Me: yeh.
They: boi there is no difference you didn't.
Me: I did.
They: okay.
When I offer people to take a sip of my drink:
Me: *holds up the bottle while tears running down my face* the bottle. Is empty.
They: umm..
Me: *throws the bottle at them and hits their heads a few times* boi.
Story of my life.
It happened once hahahaha.
I was angry af dude.
