Tell me.
What woud happen if I died?
Would it actually matter?
Most likely not.
But hey?
How would I know?
It's not like I talk to enough people to know if anyone actually cares or not.
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The Evolution Of A Fairly Local Trash Can's Inevitable Death Recorded On Paper
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