Who's Barney?
Who do you remember him as?
What do you remember him as?
A
Big
Friendly
Purple
Talking.
Dinosaur.
Yeah. And he sings gay songs.
I love you. You love me. We all love eachother.
Bullshįt.
No one loves one another. And even if we do, we always have a reason. Why?
Because we're selfish.
So who's under that Barney mask? Ever wonder?
Could be a hooker.
Or a gay stripper.
Or maybe an ax murderer.
Or a real talking Dino.
Or the guy at Wal*Mart who checks out tampons as his second job.
Or the woman who scams men for sex in her free time and sounds like a man.
Or a pedo who kidnaps kids.
Or. It. Was. Your. Kindergarten. Teacher.
Well, whoever it is in your head, I know the real truth. I stumbled upon Barney when it was naked and showing it's true identity.
Barney is...
...
......
Oops. Batteries are finished. Find out in the next chapter. 😏
JE LEEST
The Truth About Barney. ✔️
Humor***For Entertainment Purposes Only*** Wanna know who Barney really is? Read at your own risk. And finish reading if you wanna ruin your childhood. DON'T SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!!!
