dedicated to RandomMeX3 for voting and commenting on the last chapter. Thank you so much~ :)
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from: kingmadisonofawesome@yahoo.com
to: iamberrycross@yahoo.com
title: first chappiee
Should I write the first chapter? Or should you write it? I think you should write it, sweetie. After all, you were the one who approached me first.
{e-mail received - 10:17 AM}
to: kingmadisonofawesome@yahoo.com
from: iamberrycross@yahoo.com
title: re:first chappiee
Can you please stop e-mailing me? *sigh* We're two feet away from each other, doof. I thought it was Axel who e-mailed, but apparently not. Also, stop sniggering every two seconds. We're in fuckin' Chemistry and Ms. Anderson is staring.
PS. I'm not the one who initiated that conversation, y'know. You just came up to me and started talking about how you think my best friend's hot. Then ten days after, you came up to me saying I'm hot. So write it yourself.
{e-mail sent - 10:20 AM}
from: kingmadisonofawesome@yahoo.com
to: iamberrycross@yahoo.com
title: re:re:first chappiee
Why're you always lecturing me? I know I'm hot and all, but can't you find any other way to get my attention other than that? And I'm not sniggering, sweetie. I was laughing sexily. There's a difference 'y'know'.
PS. That was not our first conversation, forgetful missy. Ugh. It annoys me that I'm the one who remembers.
{e-mail received - 10:23 AM}
to: kingmadisonofawesome@yahoo.com
from: iamberrycross@yahoo.com
title: re:re:re:first chappiee
Bc you're an elephant.
{e-mail sent - 10:24 AM}
from: Jerkhole
What does that have to do with anything? Oh, and there, I stopped e-mailing you, sweetie.
{text message received - 10:25 AM}
to: Jerkhole
Elephants never forget anything. They remember. Elephants are cool like that.
{text message sent - 10:28 AM}
from: Jerkhole
So ... you're indirectly calling me cool?
{text message received - 10: 28 AM}
from: Jerkhole
WTF?! Is my contact name on your phone Jerkhole?!
{text message received - 10:31 AM}
to: Jerkhole
When neither jerk nor asshole is enough. How did you know, btw?
{text message sent - 11:02 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I looked over your shoulder in the hallway.
{text message received - 11:04 AM}
from: Jerkhole
but don't change the subject. did you call me cool?
{text message received - 11:05 AM}
to: Jerkhole
No, I just said you're an elephant bc you look like one. All big and wrinkly, and never forgets a thing.
{text message sent - 11:10 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I AM NOT WRINKLY. WTF?
{text message received - 11:10 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I'm gonna smoke in the lounge, ok? If you ever need to tell me something.
{text message received - 11:11 AM}
to: Jerkhole
Why're you even telling me where you're going? I can just text you, you know.
{text message sent - 11:15 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I just messaged you in case you need emergency-hotness-due-to-King's-presence. That kinda thing.
{text message received - 11:19 AM}
to: Jerkhole
You're a jerkhole.
{text message sent - 11:23 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I know. You turned me into one. ;) Also, I noticed that Axel's face is very wrinkly. Especially when I showed him your e-mail last night. The one where you called me sweetie (covering the 'note the sarcasm part' was very easy, too).
{text message received - 11:30 AM}
to: Jerkhole
WTFFFFFF DID YOU DO AGAIN, JERKHOOOOLE? I'M GONNA EFFINGGGG KILLL YOUUUU!
{text message sent - 11:31 AM}
from: Jerkhole
I'll be waiting in the lounge, sweetie. :'3
{text message received - 11:32 AM}
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