𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓.

Fourty-Five

justinbieber: who wants to hear a joke?

arianagrande: if it's bad I swear–

justinbieber: it'll be better than Harry's dad jokes, swear

justinbieber: knock knock.

niallhoran: please don't I've heard enough knock knock jokes from Harry I don't need to hear anymore

harrystyles: my jokes are funny, excuse you.

harrystyles: the hula-hoop one is the best

liampayne: yeah to someone's 90 year old grandmother

louist91: HAHAHA

liampayne: even she would probably still laugh out of pity for you

harrystyles: this is exactly why your number is nowhere to be found in my phone.

justinbieber: I have a joke to tell stfu

harrystyles: rude

justinbieber: KNOCK KNOCK YOU DEAF BITCH

arianagrande: I'm not gonna answer my door if that's how you're gonna act

justinbieber: fine

justinbieber: knock knock.

arianagrande: who's there?

justinbieber: I'll.

arianagrande: I'll who?

justinbieber: I'll give you a kiss if you open this door 😅

arianagrande: Justin........log out, bye

perrieedwards: that was terrible

selenagomez: sometimes I wonder why we're friends with you

justinbieber: I don't remember saying y'all were my friends 🤔

perrieedwards:

perrieedwards: they're not friends, they're lovers 💗

arianagrande:

leighannepinnock:

louist91: what.....the fuck

harrystyles:

jadethirlwall:

arianagrande: YALL HAD US BOUT FOOLED

arianagrande: I THOUGHT YALL HATED EACH OTHER BUT YALL WERE FUCKING THIS WHOLE TIME

justinbieber: first of all, we aren't fucking

justinbieber: second of all, y'all went ghost on me for weeks i didn't think any of you would care

zayn: I've never used this word before but

zayn: I'm SHOOK

selenagomez: Zayn is expanding his vocabulary? 😳

arianagrande: and Justin is expanding your vaginal walls 😳

justinbieber: OUTTA POCKET 💀

perrieedwards: DEAD

selenagomez:

harrystyles: THE GIF

harrystyles: IM IN TEARS

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(Surprise, Surprise)