Percabeth Headcannons

Date Problems Texts

So this is just Percabeth having problems with dates. They're texting each other.

Also I purposely didn't use punctuation or capitals because people never do when they're texting.

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Percy: wanna go out tonight

Annabeth: sure where should we go?

Percy: maybe George's Diner

Annabeth: we can't. remember the toilet fiasco? you're banned from George's.

Percy: oh yeah

Annabeth: Sweet Pea?

Percy: that girl works there. Whatever her name was, kaylee or whatever, she kept hitting on me whenever you went to the bathroom. also why did you go to the bathroom so much that day?

Annabeth: girl stuff

Percy: what's girl stuff

Annabeth: stuff you don't need to know

Percy: gimme a hint

Annabeth: it's punctuation at the end of a sentence (hint; .....)

Percy: dots?

Annabeth: gods you're stupid

Percy: well you're stupid too so...BURN

Annabeth: if I were you I would run

Percy: already am

Annabeth: I'm going to find you.

Percy: you'll never find me

Percy: haha haha

Annabeth: you're at the bottom of the lake

Percy: oh shit

Annabeth: that's the most obvious place ever

Annabeth: you're so dumb

Percy: you can't even get down here so ha

Annabeth: I'll be right back

Percy: where you going

Annabeth: to figure out a way to get to the bottom of the lake.

Annabeth: it's been ten minutes you're still not coming up?

Percy: nope

Annabeth: we won't go out tonight

Percy: ugh you're so mean. im coming right up don't kill me

Annabeth: not making any promises 😊

Percy: please

Annabeth: fine but im gonna judo-flip you AGAIN and never call me stupid again

Percy: deal

Annabeth: where are you

Percy: by the lake

Annabeth: I'm in my cabin

Percy: alone? 😉

Annabeth: yeah. Wait, shut up percy

Percy: 😎😎

Annabeth: are you coming over here

Percy: I don't know. Should I? 😉😉😎

Annabeth: PERSEUS JACKSON STOP THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS

Percy: I'm not

Annabeth: sure

Percy: where are we going anyway