One day there was a little boy called Gerard way who lived in a shed with his brother Mikey. One day Gerald went outside to do whatever the fuck he does outside when he saw a mailbox. They lived in a shed so they never had a mailbox. He went to the mailbox and kicked it down with his karate skillz and picked up two letters. Gerard was surprised because he never ever did get letters but he was sad because Mikey got one as well and he wanted to be special. so he threw a-WAY Mikeys letter.
Meanwhile, two boys called Frank Iero and Ray Toro were playing poker (because fish) and then Frank heard a noise from the door. When Frank went to the door ray took out his magic wand (no homo tho) and changed his and Franks cards so that Frank could lose and ray could win. Frankie came back with his letter and rays letter. "put the cards back I know you cheated" and ray did.
Last but not least there was a boy called Bob Bryar who used to be friends with Gerard Mikey Ray and Frankie but he isn't there friend anymore and he didnt get a letter because he wasnt special like his friends.
Mikey saw his letter on the floor (because Gerard was bad at throeing a-Way letters which is ironic because its in his surname) and he opened it and it said "YOUR A WIZARD, BITCH" and then Mikey understood the meaning of life and packed all of his stuff to go to hogwarts. Then Gerard saw him packing and remembered that his mum told him that his dad was a wizard. Then Gerard and Mikey packed together and they took there stuff to Rays house.
When they got to Rays house they saw Frank and Ray playing poker (because fish) and then Gerard was jelus because he wanted to play with Frank and then Mikey said "GAIYS!!! WE NEED TO GO TO HOGWARTS TOMORROW." So Frank and Ray stopped playing poker (because fish) and they went to diagonally to buy shit.
After they bought shit from diagonally they went to the platform and they saw Bob and they said "YOUR NOT SPECIAL BOB" and went onto the train.
On the train they saw Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross and Spencer Smith and Dallon Weekes i n one carriage, and Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump and Andy Hurley and Joe Trohman in another. Mikey and Pete exchanged a smile but then Patrick slapped Pete across the head and said "HELL to the NO." Ray wondered where Tyler and Josh were but then realised that they were special in a different WAY.
**our dReams**
When Mikey went to talk to Pete and Ray went to the toilet, Frank turned to Gerard and he said " if were in the same house u wanna share a bed?" and Gerard was like "fuck yes" and even though they were eleven they made out for two minutes.
**im sorry abouT that lets get back to reality**
when they got to hogwarts that creepy guy that had a cat whose name nobody knows shouted "ive had enough of these stupid bitches. IF YOUR A BITCH FOLLOW ME." and they did and Brendon tripped on a rock and fell and he dropped his bag and it opened and all this milk spilled out and Brendon blushed and Ryan started screaming and crying and Dallon was like "thAt iS NoT COrrEcT..." and got so fucking triggered.
Then BOOM magic they got into the hall and were standing waiting for this bitch called Harry to get sorted cause he was taking so fucking long. Then Gerard got called up and he saw this teacher called Snape and they looked at eachother like "tf wut is dis another vershin of me?" Then the magic hat told them that Gerald was in {{insert favourit house here}} because he was too fucking hot to be in any other house. Then Frank came up and the hat said that he was in the same favourite house as Gerard because he was basically daddy. And Mikey was in the same house because he fucking had to. And Ray was in the same house because this stoory wouldn't work if they aren't in the same house because its a fucking fantasy fiction bitches. Oh yeah all of their friends were in that house too and I think you can guess why...
When they got to their dorm Frankie and Ray saw something too fucking sacred. That fish that they were playing poker because of was lying on Ray's pillow in a weird position and the fish thought in was being super sexy but Ray was like "tf" and Frank was like "eh, i would fuck it." and mikey was like 'Frank, you wanna fuck my brother so that obviously means you would fuck anthing" and Frank was like "das tru, i would." and Gee was like "umm MIKEY" and Ryan and Dallon were fighting over who gets to sleep next to Beebo and he was just like " pls i luv u both just sleep together and i sleep with my invisible girlfriend" And Pete went to Mikey and said "Patrick doesn't want you talking to me so im sorry" and Patrick was crying and Gee came to Pete and was like "no... hes too innocent for u." And then Spencer, Andy and Joe were just standing there. And after they all drank the rest of Brendon's milk and fell asleep.
Authors note: I'm sorry and you're welcome. Wtf have I created XDDD. I got tired at the end dont judge me.
