Their Battle for Emily Kinney was so widely viewed that the two masters of rhyme started getting offers from everywhere. Great fans, the call from Game of Thrones took their interest. Another cameo call, another girl. This time Emilia Clarke, the Khaleesi. And this time the cameras were left on to catch yet another slam of words.
Sean:
Dean, I'm starting to feel bad for you,
But I'm sure there's a girl out there somewhere for you
One that can bear to be in the same room.
Wait, lemme think. How does Miley Cyrus sound to you?
If you stick your tongue out, I'm sure she'll twerk for you.
She's the best you can get, so don't be a fool.
Take her home, call her phone
And watch out for the STDon'ts
When you do.
Dean:
Sean, Sean, Sean
You got this all wrong
It's just that I'm so ill
Girls want with me for time to kill
Keep Miley Cyrus, Billy Rae too
In case he takes a liking to you
I'm going for Emilia Clarke
in my love live's newest arc
Sean:
Time to kill?
More like your chance is nil
I gave you one that would fit your bill
Take it while you can still
Cuz not even Miley would wait for you
No one will
Not even for a cheap thrill
Not even if you took those pills
Leave Emilia Clarke out of this
She doesn't want Miley rejects
She wants the real deal.
Dean:
pills? I don't need red or blue
I'm still more fun than you
Everyone else has seen it
And Emilia will too.
Step back from my Khaleesi,
my queen, the dream.
Here, have my phonebook,
give someone a call.
You ain't getting with Emilia.
From fall to fall, all year round
she's going to reject your ass into the ground.
Sean:
You want what you can’t have
And that’s just too damn bad
But don’t get too damn mad
Cuz I’m just too damn rad
And you can’t lose what you never had.
Go home, you’re too damn sad
Khaleesi's gonna make me her lad.
We’ll be more than a passing fad.
Daario Naharis got nothin’ that I can’t have.
I got the best raps
and the best rhymes
and its about time
for you to get in line
for rap school
grab a paper and pencil
and sit your ass on that stool.
Let me educate you.
Now listen up and learn from the best,
Daenerys is mine
And together we’re gonna conquer the West.
Dean:
Daario Naharis? You're more like Jorah
King of the Friendzone, master moaner
you should drown your sorrows
Here have a beer
Cos Emilia and I be walking out of here
arm in arm, heart to heart
and you sitting and deflating like a lonely fart
no one to here you, does that trumpet really sound?
Who knows, who cares, not me, cos I got the Khaleesi
Just as the battle was getting heated, a random production assistant ran into the room and told everyone that GRRM had just announced the release of The Winds of Winter. Dropping everything, our two master emcees questioned him thoroughly. Turns out, the idiot had no clue what he was talking about, and we were left with an abrupt end to what was an epic bout.
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