bing bong said trumpipoo
he was the most handsome man in the world
and he gave a speech yesterday and it was directed at me because I am very handsome
and u know what he said to me
he said bing bong to me because he knew I was amazing and he actually forgot about melania his wife because I was more bootyful and I was the true love
and then he ran his soft orang hands over my soft luxurious body and he whispered in my earlobe and he said bing bong but he said it softly and sensually
and I knew we were in love
"yes I love being in love with a billionare" I said as I spent all his money
but everyday the words he whispered to m,e on the forst day echoed in my head and I amost faynted because iu was so in lov with him
but then suddenly I saw melonia his wife
I said "I'm in love with ur husband"
and she was like "you can have him because I married pootin"
and I was like "oh no putin is my side chick" so I didn't know what to do so I ran away but first I bought a purse with his money and it was desiner so I was even more handsome
but thenu would not believe what yappened next
I walked into the bedroom and I saw tromop and someone else
it was pootin
tromp was having an affair with putin
so I said "can I join you" and they said yes
and the rest is history
