shithead to cherylbombshell
shithead: So I figured somebody else would have done this by now
shithead: But seeing as Betty is too nice, Archie is oblivious, and Kevin doesn't give a flying shit I guess it falls onto me
shithead: You can't tell anyone about this ever
cherylbombshell: ...okay?
shithead: Veronica is convinced that you really like her and I hope to God that that's true and you're not just pulling another classic Cheryl Blossom manipulation with her because I will destroy you
cherylbombshell: with what authority?
shithead: I didn't want to go here but remember I know things about your family that you probably don't want getting out and if you hurt Veronica I am not opposed to writing an expose about them
cherylbombshell: wow jughead i didn't know you had it in you
cherylbombshell: i also didn't know you cared but
cherylbombshell: i promise i'm not playing any games with veronica, i really care about her and stuff and would never purposefully hurt her so
shithead: Good, and I don't care it's just Betty is her best friend and if Veronica is hurt then Betty has to go comfort her and I lose my Bughead time so this is a precaution
shithead: I am doing this entirely for myself
cherylbombshell: .... sure, jan
shithead: Just don't tell anybody about this
cherylbombshell: i already screenshotted this conversation and sent it to veronica
shithead: CHErYL
cherylbombshell: sorry but i found this super cute i couldn't help myself
shithead: cuTE? CUTE? I am not Cute, I am a Man
cherylbombshell: a d o r a b l e
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veronica.lodge to "YOU WEIRDOS BETTER LISTEN UP"
veronica.lodge: omg u guys
veronica.lodge: look what cheryl just sent me
veronica.lodge: screenshot1.jpg
veronica.lodge: juGHEAD cARES
shithead: Ah Shit
cherylbombshell: sooo cute
betty.boop: omg juggy
betty.boop: Jug that's so cute I'm
betty.boop: Two of the most important people in my life getting along :')
veronica.lodge: aw B, love you <3
shithead: I'M NOT CUTE I'M A MAN
betty.boop: Hey Jug come over
shithead: I can't I'm terrified of your mother
betty.boop: But I'm making dinner
betty.boop: Plus they're not home
shithead: omw
veronica.lodge: IS JuGHEAD abOOUT TO GET SOME
kevin.killer: whaT thE FLyING heckKLE is ocURRING
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Support Group for the Romantically Challenged // Riverdale
FanfictionAfter Veronica leaves Cheryl's, she has a bit of a dilemma. She texts her crew to help her out. They kind of do that. Basically another Riverdale chat-fic where I try to be funny but ultimately fail. Pairings: Cheronica, Bughead, Valarchie, Joakevin...
