perfect month // m.c.

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"Guys, I have a new plan," Michael announced to his friends.

"We know what it is," the friends told him, a stern look on all of their faces.

Clary sighed. "Look, sweetie, I'm telling you, you have to stop screwing with girls in bars."

"Or any other place, for that matter," Calum added.

"It's not like we're saying to stop having one night stands but this perfect month thing?" Ashton shook his head. "That's taking it too far."

"I get what you're saying," Michael cut off his friends. "And, yeah, I guess I'll lay off a little on the fųcking girls everyday thing."

"Oh, thank God," Luke said in relief.

Michael shook his head. "It's not about the perfect month thing. Y'all know how you guys all have been in serious relationships? I've got an even bigger relationship, motherfųckers!" His voice was panicky, almost as if he was terrified.

Calum laughed. "Let's hear this."

"I'll tell you guys in nine months," Michael teased them, a grim expression on his face.

His friends uttered sounds of protest. "You can't do that!" Jen objected, pointing her finger at the red haired boy.

"I so can. See y'all in nine months."

And with that, he disappeared behind the door, closing it  with a flourish.

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a/n i'm so inspired for this yay
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