One day, Draco was bored, so he found a random green apple. But he noticed that she was a very beautiful apple. He refused to eat her.
One day, he said ,"I love you, Apple."
Apple came to life and said ,"I love you too, Draco."
They kissed and got married and had a gazillion apple-human hybrid babies THE END.
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Drapple, Chickron, and Ludding
FanfictionOne-shots for the three best ships in the HP fandom!!! Draco×Apple Ron×Chicken Luna×Pudding THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE NO HATE
