"Bleeping Persians" muttered Simon, He didn't ask or wish to be a Persian god and now every evil Deity is after him, worst of all he couldn't even remember how to be a Persian god.
Dedicated to @Ohlivia_Smith Sorry for never updating my stories
It was a Bright and Sunny day on the twelfth of June, Simon Verit woke up feeling tired which is what he was not supposed to feel on a bright and beautiful morning especially this morning of all mornings. After a few minutes, he smiled remembering that today was his sixteenth birthday, today was the day he finally became like the sixteen-year olds at school, needless to say he was excited, very excited. He jumped out of bed and put on his slippers and went to the bathroom to complete his daily routine of cleanliness.
The minute he stepped on the floor he noticed that his step was firmer and less wobbly, he looked down at his legs half expecting to see that his feet had grown Arnold Schwarzenegger type muscles in his sleep but it was just his normal old legs, "ah well I guess all that exercise didn't pay off" he sighed. He had been following a workout routine from the internet so that he could have a stronger "looking" leg as he walked to the bathroom Simon was still marvelling in his new found sturdy legs.
The second he looked at the bathroom mirror Simon noticed a change in his self, his facial features looked more defined now. His Jawline was sharper, his hair looked slicker, his face was practically spotless where last night it had looked like a refugee camp for acne.
And then he noticed it, he wasn't wearing his glasses yet he could see perfectly. This was like a dream come true for him, because this now meant no more bullies harassing him and he could finally get the courage to ask out popular Cecilia without thinking that she would start to cry from laughter.
Simon smiled at the thought of them together, he could already picture their kids now all running around happy and smiling before he suddenly jolted back to life in anticipation of the day ahead.
Simon then dreamily walked back to his room and changed into his denim jeans and his Percy Jackson t-shirt his mum got for him for his thirteenth birthday, he had always loved Percy Jackson and would go on raving about him from the moment he read the first book Simon had always wondered what it would be like to be cool and powerful like Percy and off course to have a girlfriend which he was hoping to change soon with Cecelia.
He walked down the stairs happily and got the shock of his life when his parents and a few family friends suddenly shouted surprise! And blue helium balloons flew out of everywhere into his new face. Simon was still in shock as he was led to blue cake and everyone started singing happy birthday to him, even his little baby sister Precious joined in to sing as best she could in her cute tiny adorable baby voice.
After the shock wore off Simon looked around to see if anyone from school was there but not a single face was shown. Simon was a little disappointed but then recovered when he remembered he had no friends from school.
Simon looked up at his parents faces and noticed his mother studying him with a strange look, when he looked at her she pointed at his face, more specifically his eyes. He smiled at her mouthing "Its Perfect" she then looked surprised at his newly found eyesight and joyful at him turning sixteen all at the same time.
The family then prayed together after then Simon cut the cake surrounded by cheers from his surprise party guests. The family then cut the cake in celebration and shared it out to the party guests.
Twenty minutes later and Simon was already tired of meeting his Father and Mothers friends who "Held him when he was a baby" or "bought him ice-cream when he was two" they were all stating about how grown he now looked or how chubby he used to be. Soon enough the party was calming down and eventually cleared out of people. Simon then went over to his gift piles to start opening his birthday presents, his hands were aching because of how many large booming men he had to shake hands with that day before they left.
Simon opened the first present and it was a tooth-brush, he was shaking with disbelief about a party guest giving him a toothbrush as a gift but thankfully that was the worst present he received that day, In the last present he received there was a picture of a snake and a skull
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As Simon looked closer at the picture it looked like the snake was moving around a skull. "Mum" called Simon "What is it dear?" she asked coming closer to Simon "do you see that?" asked Simon "See what" she asked? "Oh that's a lovely Dog honey" she said. "What" asked Simon, "Where do you see the dog", "Its on the portrait" she said, Simon looked down at his hands and surely enough there was a dog and its owner laughing together
Simon thought he was losing his mind, maybe all his days of being friendless finally caught up to him and he was beginning to hallucinate. Simon was seriously considering asking his mother to take him to a physiatrist because the picture had looked so real and convincing and now it was gone, all gone.
Simon went to bed that night still staring at the picture and in anticipation of school the next day
Aaaaaaand finished. This is a new idea that I have and just wanted to write it down for fun, please upvote as encouragement if you want to see more and I promise to update this story as soon as I can. (if you like it so far)