Why be a hero when you can have cocoa?

Chapter 1

I glared at him. "No."

"How about a kiss then?" He moved his hands to my waist and I swear to the Gods my skin felt like someone dumped a bucket of spiders down my back.

"If you wanna kiss someone, go to the girl's locker room. There are plenty there that would kill to do more than that."

Lucas moved even closer, if that was even possible. Our heads were inches apart at this point. I think he's trying to seduce me, but I can't really tell. "You know, you wanna," he whispered and squeezed my butt.

That's it! I headbutt his face. Lucas pulled back with a yell, holding his nose with both hands and you could see blood trickle down from between his fingers. "God damn it!" I didn't answer, I just ran my fat ass to class.

As soon as I arrived, I quickly slid in my seat just before the teacher came in. I'm saved! Hallelujah! Brysiese came in shortly after and sat next to me.

"I saw you talking to Lucas again," she whispered. "What did he want this time?"

I sighed. "The usual. 'Date me Mia. Kiss me, you know you wanna'" I did my best stupid version of him.

Bry giggled. "You should be happy. Someone is actually paying attention to you other than me."

"How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want it. I get enough attention from you and my work. That's enough for me."

"And I still think you're stupid for thinking that."

Brysiese is my only friend here. Because I keep to myself, I don't have a lot. She came over to me one day during middle school during our lunch hour. Just sat right down and started talking to me. When lunch was over she just picked up her stuff and left me in a daze. The next day she did it again and again the day after that, until we just became friends. Bry has long lavender hair and grey eyes. She has sort of a gothic look, always wearing long black skirts and jackets that stop at the floor. Her eyes always looked bored or tired, depending on the day and what we do. She also tends to use me for her experiments from her little potions, the brat.

As class started, I started to drift off. English history always tend to do that to me. It doesn't help that the teacher is so monotone most of the time. I ended up falling asleep within twenty minutes, and let me tell you something, you know your teacher doesn't give a shit when you can sleep in the front of class and they don't even give you detention. A few minutes before class ended, Bry woke me up.

"Do you know who lead the army to invade Britain?" she asked.

I yawned. "What year?"

"43 B.C."

I thought about it for a moment. "I think it was Aulus Plautius. He led a forty thousand man army into Great Britain. Then Emperor Claudius made it a part of the Roman Empire. I think they called it The Roman Conquest of Britain. That's the only one that I can think of from that time range, but you wanna look it up before you quote me."

Brysiese wrote it down with a nod. "Thanks Mia. I always know to ask you something when you sleep."

"Why?" I asked, more awake now.

"You answer things correctly and you go into more detail than the teacher."

I glared at her. "You're a dick, you know that?"

She smiled at me, but it looked really creepy with her eyes. "I can be even worse to you and you know it."

I stretched and felt two hands grab my wrists and pull me down until my arms were pinned on the desk behind me. "Hey babe."

I narrowed my eyes up at him. "You just can't leave me alone for ten minutes, can you Lucas?"

His smile was back on and you could see some blood still on his chin from this morning. "You're really flexible. Are you like this in bed too?"

His head was just far away that I couldn't hit him again and my arms were pinned down. I smirked. "I can show you just how flexible I really am."

Lucas's eyes got even more perverted, looking me up and down. "Oh yeah. Show me baby."

I kicked my desk away really quickly and pulled my leg to kick him in the face. He got knocked back from the force and I used the force to stand up from my seat. Lucas was on the floor covering his nose. It looked like it was bleeding again. "Jesus Christ! And it just stopped too!"

"Fuck off! Can't you see I'm not interested?!"

He rolled his eyes. "Oh please, everyone wants me."

Oh my God! Can he be even more of a dick?! "Say that to my ass Lucas! I don't wanna date you!"

He walked over with a rare straight face. His eyes were cold and blood was still trickling down his nose. "Turn around," holy shit he sounded pissed.

"I'm sorry? What did you say to me?" I glared at him.

"Turn around. Now." I hesitantly did as I was told and felt hands on my ass. To make it worse Lucas was rubbing his face on it. "Please date me!"

I gave him a roundhouse kick, sending him flying from the room into the hall. Brysiese had picked up my bag for me and gave it to me before I left, walking past an unconscious idiot.