uncertain | winkdeep

three

blinky
hey I'm back

winkboy
welcome back kiddo

blinky
want to continue with the game?

winkboy
sure, it's your turn

blinky
favourite colour?

winkboy
pink

blinky
yellow

winkboy
like Spongebob and Patrick
anyway, birth month?

blinky
May

winkboy
me too!
what's the chance that we have the same birthday?

blinky
that's a 1 in 62 chance

winkboy
I wasn't expecting actual statistics
how do you even know that?

blinky
May has 31 days in a month, there's two of us so we each have a chance of being born on each of those days. easy math its just 31 x 2

winkboy
didn't understand even a little bit of that

blinky
omg well what's your birthday?

winkboy
29th

blinky
mines the 10th

winkboy
so for 19 days, we are the same age

blinky
technically 18, but close enough

winkboy
all this math is hurting my brain

blinky
deal with it

winkboy
I didn't know you could be so bossy
just to clarify, are you a boy or a girl?

blinky
I'm a boy

winkboy
that's what I thought
I am too

blinky
hmm never would have guessed winkBOY

winkboy
yeahh.. I've been meaning to change that

blinky
but there isn't a way to change your username on kik

winkboy
there is a way if you know how to do it

blinky
well sign me up because this username has gotten old

winkboy
yeah about that, I never said that I would help YOU

blinky
wow way to be rude
anyways, do you have a girlfriend?

winkboy
y-yeah I know w-what girls are...

blinky
did you just stutter on text?

winkboy
leave me alone
well no I don't have a girlfriend, bros before hoes man. hbu?

blinky
let's get one thing straight.
I'm not
seen at 8:27pm

I don't know if some of you saw this chapter by accident but I'm kinda stupid and I accidentally published it when I was editing it... whoops.. I panicked and it took me a minute to remember how to unpublish something on a phone.