Respond | BMC - Texting

PM - Jake, Jeremy, Michael, Rich

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3:04
So he was complaining about me behind my back

3:06
 Sorry man

3:06
You deserve someone better

3:07
Maybe
But true bros stick together
Through thick and thin

3:08
Goals tbh

3:08
 I'm right here

3:08
Oh, interesting
Guess you are

3:09
...

3:09
Do you two need to be alone?

3:10
Well
We're already alone in my car so

3:11
Jake
He just locked the doors

3:11
He what

3:11
;)

3:12
Omg
Guess you two did need some time to yourselves

3:12
NO it's not like that at all
He's humming the Jaws theme

3:13
Lmfao

3:13
I feel threatened 

3:14
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Dude I see you

3:14
We were going over that earlier smh

3:15
Then save me

3:15
I'm already dealing with a fellow bro
My hands are tied

3:16
50 shades of gray in the car?
So impatient

3:17
...sounds...dangerous

3:17
I wouldn't worry
Jake has condoms

3:18
Oh my god
I wish I could unread that

3:19
Reproduction is a natural thing

3:20
He's a GUY

3:20
?? 
Exactly?
And your point is

3:21
...
The
The both of them are guys

3:22
I see you're not as open-minded
Such a shame

3:24
When the two of you are done I'm beating both your asses

3:25
What? Why?

3:25
Jake just asked me if he had to use a condom

3:26
If you're on the pill I wouldn't worry too much

3:27
He JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
SCREW YOU GUYS

3:28
How about screwing the one next to you
Release all that sexual tension

3:29
...guys...the girls can see this...

3:30
Block them

3:30
Shit
I'm never gonna hear the end of it

3:31
... Oh no