Aries- Balls!
Taurus- Well, boohoo. I'm so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess.
Gemini- Hurry up, you cry baby!
Cancer- Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt, you'll crap margaritas!
Leo- That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it. I think, "Maybe today is the day I'll flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!
Virgo- Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?
Libra- Hi. Glad to meet you. Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard
Scorpio- The hell it isn't! Family don't end with blood, boy.
Sagittarius- Idjets
Capricorn- Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
Aquarius- Don't try and con and con man.
Pisces- You stupid, stupid son of a bitch!
