I put these together with some friends on a car trip. They are interesting... XD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There once was a mouse in my well,
And his brain was the size of a cell.
Then he grew smart,
'Cause he smelled a smart fart,
And now he avoids hair gel.
There once was a man named Dave.
He really didn't like to shave.
So his beard grew long,
And he played ping pong.
And he lived in a really big cave.
There once was a van that was red.
It drove around people that were dead.
It smelled so bad,
That the people got mad.
And they tripped and hit their heads.
There once was a man named Lane.
He was married to a girl named Jane.
They had a goat,
But the slit it's throat,
And they had a kid named Wayne.
There once was milk that was sour.
It gave them a bunch of power.
So they flew through the sky,
With a tear in their eye.
But the power wore off in an hour.
There once lived a gnat in my hair,
And a girl made fun of his lair.
He yelled in my ear,
"That was a mean snear!"
And he called her a big fat bear.
I once had a friend named Bryce.
He really didn't like to eat rice.
He'd yell all about,
He'd scream and he'd shout.
HIs mom still made him eat rice.
I once knew a squirrel named Merd.
Who insisted that he was a bird.
He jumped out a tree,
and then KERSPLATEE!
Now Merd looks just like a terd.
There once was a tree that was tall.
UNderneath was a kid with a ball.
Then it blew away,
And the very next day,
We found that his name was Paul.
There once was a little mosquito,
We decided that his name was Teeto.
The Teeto was dead,
'Cause I smooshed his head,
Then we ate him in our burrito!
