after climbing to the highest room in the tallest tower to save a princess, originally as a quest so that he could get fairy tale creatures out of his swamp, which he will inevitably fall in love with. surviving meeting his princesses disapproving father and becoming human just to keep her which turns out to be a huge mistake as he is locked away for an asshole 'prince charming' to pretend to be him. battling against this 'prince charming' to save his wife, having annoying little green triplets, and literally surviving a time paradox that could potentially kill him, our favourite ogre is back! and he is better than ever!
this time though, HIS BITCH OF A WIFE CHEATS ON HIM WITH HIS LONG LOST SISTER. get ready for an action packed ride, where shrek finds the meaning of life on a piece of toilet paper, beats the crap out of his sister and his wife multiple times, bangs his best friend donkey. he also revives and makes an alliance with lord farquad, falls in love with prince charming who he finds out really is charming, and plays with his little green sausage while watching charlies angels.
coming 21st February, 2019. please consult disney and nickelodeon animation studios for any questions. ph, 0286583472
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shrek 5 plot
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