Death himself went over to Egypt for some odd fucking reason I don't know ask Death. He went over and did the frick-frack with a dead Pharoah. For some strange, and unexplained reason Death got pregnant. The Pharoah was still dead as fuck so Death went about his days... Until the first ultra sound.
"Miss, Your child seems to be a... Pyramid?" Said doctor FuckFace
"Lmao" Said Death, walking out of the facility
6 months later, Death was in the hospital about to give birth when the doctors have her one option for birth: Anal birth. So she went through with it and... her child is... what you nigh call... ULGY AS HELL. But it's ok because I noted under this little pyramid helmet so it's ok.
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The Life Of Pyramid Head
Humorthe adventures of my boi, P-Ddy (Not written by me ,but by my friend )
