The Burger

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One day, America was feeling the munchies and went to his local McDonalds like a scrub and not sum gud real burger like Wendy's, but he was probably poor. little does he know that he'll eat the creation of the Big Bad Government....

Mr. America walks up to the counter and Yelled ,"I WANT YOU'RE BEST BURGER AND SOME COLA PLEASE!!"

Everyone looked at him weirdly and the lady at the desk looked scared and nodded ," T-th-the name?"

"THE HERO!! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH"

She nodded and went back and spoke to a man wearing a trench coat ,"Give it to that simpleton, I have lack of faith that it will work and I hate load mouths."

"*Generic evil laugh* Here Vice Wise." The Trenched coat man gave Vise Wise a bottle of glowing green goo.

"*Generic evil chuckle* Perfect..." The lady herself made 'The Perfect Burger'.... and a normal Cola. She rung up Murica's burger and he ran off with it, with her evily laughing and bystanders giving her a weird look.

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