America X Reader- Was That A Pickup Line? (CRACK FIC)

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IT'S ONLY 11:47 AT NIGHT, I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING THESE IDEAS SO EARLY.

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"Hey Alfred!" (Name) ran over, about to tackle America but stopping when she saw he had a burger in hand. "Yo (Name)."

"Do you ever eat anything besides McDonalds?"

"I would love to eat you~"

"..." (Name) froze, staring blankly at America as heat rose to her cheeks.

"Hmm..." Now might be a cool time, America thought to himself, giggling as he got closer to (Name). "Also, is your body from McDonalds, 'cause I'm lovin' it."

(Name) still frozen, America chuckled at his evil work and just walked off.

Was that suposed to be a pickup line or something...? (Name) just sat their, wondering what just happened.

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