6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most.
What to do next?
When she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies. Bwahahaha! Believe you have done her a favor she will totally love! :D
7. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.”
Why?
Women love those special nicknames. Believe me; they will be head over heels for you. And they will feel how special they are to you (;
8. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over.
Why?
Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up. She will treat you her boyfriend and bestfriend all at the same time. Remember the saying; “Dogs are Man’s bestfriend” (;
9. Give her one of your t-shirts.
What to do next?
You have to make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what I’m talking about). I am really sure of this, they’ll never forget you (;
Author’s Note:
Learned something? Good! No offense fellow readers. Like I always say, the content of this book are all sarcasms (;
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